Dawson's Jug

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawson's jug."

by Harry Brown 96 July 6, 2025

Daddy Dawson

A pervy school teacher that looks like Jesus.

Look it’s Daddy Dawson.

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken November 21, 2021

Dawson

Usually the guy with the biggest dick

You have a big dick, your name must be Dawson

by Smexy egg November 21, 2021

Dawson

A fucking annoying prick who lies about his dick size and purposefully fakes a deep voice.

Dawson: Yoo (faking deep voice)
Me: stfu

by itchynuts97 January 11, 2023

Shane Dawson

A 30-year-old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on the daily basis

Bro you are such a 30 year old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on a daily basis you’re Shane Dawson

by Eddie Munson Stan July 6, 2022

Dawson

Dawson - the kind of person who goes to sleep at 5 am and drives a fiat 500, and the good looks are always with him.

Dawson: Cuh I’m so good looking

Hayden: .

by Fiatroller69 January 9, 2021

Dawson

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to a minor. This person will simp for some underage coochie even though he never gets it.

That kid Dawson is trying to fuck a 16 year old, what a fucking creep.

by Cnees February 8, 2024