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Danish Anchorman

Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each other’s anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.
Dude, Me and that girl did a wicked danish anchorman last night.
by Danish anchorman March 22, 2022
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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
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Danish

Danish is a super awesome, kind, beautiful, loving person. You'll be so lucky to know her and her being in your life. She'll do anything to make you happy plus she's really hot. All the guys who know her wish that they could get a chance with her.
Inshal: Omg look it's Danish look at her and her outfit she looks so pretty
yea she looks so pretty today
by Danish_lover<3 May 31, 2022
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Danishka

Danishka is such a lovely person, warm hearted, and always there for you when you need her, amazing taste in music, passionate lover, and someone you can truly spend the rest of your life with.
by vI.Fern June 6, 2022
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Danish

Man 1 : Do you know danish?
Man 2 : You mean the bomber?
*explodes*
by nauosdg89sqdqe August 30, 2022
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Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.
Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown
by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022
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Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
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