Danish Icehammer

When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.

Wow hunny, that Danish Icehammer really sent chills down my spine!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish "whisk"

A sexual practice originated by the Danes, typically performed during a FMF threesome. It involves two woman positioned side by side, with the man standing behind them. He quickly inserts his penis into the first woman's anus, withdrawing and quickly inserting into the second woman's anus, alternating between anuses with a constant rhythm until finally ejaculating. (Continuing the same rhythm after ejaculating can result in a double-Danish Creampie.)

If you haven't ever done a Danish "whisk", have you really even done anal?

by Sketchy_Nerd November 27, 2025

Danish INCEL therapy

People in Denmark aren't having babies so they made this provocative ad
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Due to a increased incidents of INCEL, Denmark's travel and tourism launched this nationwide campaign as a proposed Danish INCEL therapy

Danish INCEL therapy.

by Modern Women December 28, 2025

Danish

Danish is a guy that always makes you smile, he's sweet, kind, funny, shy, caring and super handsome that came straight out from kdrama. He's the guy who will stay loyal to you, but once you're on the bad side he'll show you that he doesn't like you and he'll be very cold to you so dont mess with him! Having a danish is the best, if you're friends with danish or in a relationship with him so dont ever let go of him because he's the most sweetest guy i know and will always make you smile with his smile. Danish is a limited addition that is hard to find and an amazing person.

P1: who's that guy that hannah is dating? He so handsome!

P2: that's danish, he's the funniest and kindness person i know.

P1: wow, i wish he's mine. Lucky her!

by Limhong November 23, 2021

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025