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curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
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Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
I could really use a little curb church tonight.
by Sjflow August 5, 2018
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Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
Hey Darren did you curb splash again?
by Curb splatter July 31, 2020
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Curb Stomp

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.
"DOOD THE FUQ HAPPEND TO U"
"sOMEBUHY cUR SThAM mE"

Curb Stomp
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018
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Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.
Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!
by On The X September 19, 2022
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curb stomp-able

An adjective to describe a racist person that causes annoyance to one’s everyday life.
Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.

Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021
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Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
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