Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
by Sjflow August 5, 2018

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

When U Forcefully Put Someones Teeth On A Curb and Stomp The Fuck Out oF eITHER thEir bAKS oR hEADS cAUSING sERIOUSE INJuRiES oR sOMETimES dEATH.
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 11, 2018

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.
by On The X September 19, 2022

Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
by Ozzieiei September 8, 2021

by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
