Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

by DuckRuffles July 5, 2023

buzz cummyear

you have a girl and boy you are analing the girl and the guy is analing you and after that you all fondle each other while taking a poo on their forehead and cum in their eyes.

i hit the buzz cummyear

by Matthew De Gregorio May 27, 2018

Brummy Cummy

A device often in the form of a buttplug or a dildo, which can bring someone to such an orgasmic state.

But while using this product, it is common practise to be speaking and using the local accents of Birmingham, UK, and other local suburbs.

The use of such a unique accent bring a different twist to the tale of adventurous love between partners.

"Want to do an after-dark Peaky Blinders sex night honey? We can have an evening with the Brummy Cummy for such a thing."

by Coffee.Table February 15, 2021

Yummy Cummy Mike

When your girl is fully satisfied from ridin the stallion

My girl fell out after the Yummy Cummy Mike.

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Sami the cummy

Sami the cummy , is a phrase used to describe the a euphoric ,horny teenager who is known for kicking people of group chats , they are easily traumatised by photoshops and are very level headed. Sami the cummy is also used as a compliment as it describes a level headed person with a large sex drive , but it is mostly used as a insult as the original Sami the cummy was a incel and incredibly racist

John : bruh this new kid in school is so cricket horny , he even kicked me out of kahoot

Mike : ya we got a new Sami the cummy in our school

by real_dong69 June 30, 2021

chumpy

a bit like "chunky" but with an added connotation of taste; crisp and sweet

Would you like a cupcake?" "Try this one, it's extra chumpy.

by chef3 May 6, 2011

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs March 5, 2011