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CUmpire

The sexualisation of an umpire within baseball
Sexually Confused Teen : God I would love to turn them into my little cumpire
by 4RG May 21, 2021
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cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor
Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008
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cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.
Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....
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Cumpire

A gay baseball player. Doesn't actually have to be an umpire though.
Doug: Hey man, I just got a job cleaning the bases off at Whocares Stadium!

Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.

Doug: Why?

Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!

Doug: Ho snap!

Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!
by Doug and Justin.. Yeah.. June 6, 2007
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cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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cumpact disc

noun; a CD that has been used as a tool of masturbation, the center whole acting as a surrogate vagina.
"I couldn't find my fleshlight so I had to use a cumpact disc."
by flocab May 31, 2009
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cumper

a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"
Horace: Sorry mum I forgot my bag at school.
Martha: For fucks sake Horace, you fucking cumper
by iamnotarapist May 9, 2016
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