A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.
I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.
by River Ratty January 18, 2009
Get the Crystal Catholicmug. by mohair March 13, 2008
Get the crystal palacemug. A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
To make this tantalizing beverage:
mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.
Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.
WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.
by classic mix-up April 25, 2011
Get the Crystal Clearmug. while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
Get the crystal dickmug. by EmShil May 3, 2009
Get the Dixie Crystalsmug. Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin
Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008
Get the Crystal Ballinmug. adj: Describes someone who struts around town like he owns the place; Someone who thinks they're the cock-of-the-walk.
by Joofish March 2, 2008
Get the Billy Crystalmug.