An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.
by SEBLDR11 October 03, 2015
When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.
by Stubs714 December 15, 2009
When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
by thatblueguy13 August 03, 2018
the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
by Mitchapalooza September 28, 2005
When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011
The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 08, 2010