Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

by Curry Fever December 29, 2009

Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.

Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.

by Danception October 13, 2018

Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

Crumples

A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕

Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.

by Mackyauna September 3, 2020

J-crump

To take a crap.

Hey Cameron, I just took a huge J-crump. Come check it out.

by Cody_Carnage February 19, 2009

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

spitting crumpets

Slang for shit British rap music

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 6, 2020