Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters

Go commit heart no pump

by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 20, 2021

commit Lethe Bath

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.

by anuncertainsomeone August 19, 2021

Commit game end

Alternative way of saying “commit neck rope”

Go commit game end you noob

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

Commit a undertale

Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death

I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale

by WilliamXu210 August 29, 2022

Commit of death

A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.

Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."

by KitsuneAlex September 6, 2022