crosshair

the hottest man in all of star wars
the hottest of the bad batch
the finest emo the world has ever seen
would fuck

''oh em gee zero did you see crosshair yesterday? he was soooo fine wearing his armour.''

by crosshairscyarika August 30, 2022

Town Crotch

From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.

See also: town bicycle

(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"

girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"

by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009

Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009

Golden Crotch

The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!

After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!

That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.

by asddsa May 3, 2010

reverse crowning

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

crispy croke

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Daniel Crofter Effect

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020