Cranialcoitusphobia

The fear of having sex with a brain.

1:"Dude did you just fuck that brain?"
2:"Yeah, We're zombies, after all!"
1:"EW THAT'S GROSS!"
2:"Dude, you have cranialcoitusphobia"

by BITCHFINGERS July 22, 2012

cradiculous

Combo of crazy and ridiculous

This parking is cradiculous!

There are no spaces.

by cg24 April 10, 2012

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

craniumbate

the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.

Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.

by roflsaurusOVILLE June 6, 2012

Cranius Blockus

To have a large square cranium (head).

Rob has to wear a box for a hat because he has a cranius blockus.

by robpowers27 August 14, 2012

crapic

Crappy on an epic scale.

That Will Smith movie was crapic!

by G. Brian September 29, 2013

Craic

also known as "Cocaine" in Ireland.

"THIS IS THE CRAIC!"

by laughinsohard September 28, 2013