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Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx
by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011
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cock cover

The Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
Most jews out there have cock covers, i had mine removed though.
by joasfrank August 2, 2007
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coder car wash

The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
by Andrew365 December 13, 2008
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coper sozi

A combination of words making one phrase which did not exist in the english language.

The phrase has two definitions.

1.) To beat up or kill someone.

2.) To temporarily disapear off the face of the earth for chosen amount of time.
1.) I am going to go coper sozi on you!

2.) I am going to pull a coper sozi for 3 days!
by EVEL_JIM July 17, 2009
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comerford

A "hunk" of a man that could be found lifting heavy pallets in a stockroom near you.
Man, this comerford of a guy totally stole my girl
by Franny jumbo May 24, 2018
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Double Coverage

This action is performed when one person is getting jizzed on from both sides of the face from two different dongs.
Call Bong Master's Mother for example of double coverage, bring a friend.
by Flyinh69 May 8, 2008
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Coperta

Coperta is a well known italian word that refers to things whose nature is unclear. Sometimes the word "coperta" is used to say that something is related to something else or something more interesting (like a coperta for example).
Since a coperta is an alias for a coperta, the transitive closure of a coperta is an algebraic problem. It appears to be a sort of thing with things connected to it. Sometimes people forget about its true form and start saying funny things related to the origin of a coperta. In Italy, coperta refers both to coperta and other silly things (like for example: coperta, lenzuolo, pigiama, coperta, tenda).
Depending on what's in your mind, you can either be a coperta or a thing.
A persona can be a coperta.
Due to the transitive closure, a person is a tenda.
The "Tenda-coperta paradox" is well known by physicists that study the behaviour of things in conjunction with black holes. Because, everybody knows that there is a correlation between things and copertas.
According to Stephen Hawking, a coperta is produced from a more dense coperta thrown through a coperta at the speed of light (only if a big coperta is placed near to it).
Of course the magnitude of the impact of a big coperta against a dense coperta may cause black copertas (a.k.a. holes).
A black hole is a coperta.
Black sheeps are sons of black ho..copertas.
If you are still reading this, you are a COPERTA!!!
Don't you mind if I coperta while I put that ... coperta .. in that thing with those things that seem like that famous thing that I saw last night on TV?
Answer: What are you talking about?
Answer to the answer: I don't know.. But if you tell me coperta I can show you some copertas in exchange. By the way, do you take a hot coperta with me?
Ouch! that coperta is too hot for my mouth!
Listener: Do you mean "cup of tea"? *shock*
Well, yeah, coperta indeed.
Listener: -.-; <-- OMG!
Like before, I was kicking that coperta all around the place. Then I found a coperta that I lost some time ago. It's awesome I'm lucky!! Not always people find copertas when kicking copertas in the middle of nowhere. Oh look! copertas are falling from the sky!!
Listener: What a nice winter :)
by coperta January 15, 2010
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