I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

I could buy you

A saying meaning you are so worthless that you could be bought.

Hey hobo guy, your so worthless that I could buy you.

by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Couldashouldawoulda

(could-a-should-a-would-a)

To do something instead of saying you can do something

"Why I could hop over this desk and give you a great big hug!, Hey Couldashouldawoulda!"

*Leaps over desk*

by SyluxN64 October 27, 2010

I could eat babies

To be so mad, upset or angry that you could eat an innocent baby.

I can't believe they made me work a double shift on New Year's Eve. I'm so mad I could eat babies!

by madbabydisease April 13, 2010

You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

by Preferably Not December 13, 2018

Couldn't've

Conjunction-- could not have

it couldn't've gone any worse.

by No one needs to know that! July 31, 2011