crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

crack someone up

to make someone laugh(see also crack up.)

"Your foolishness just cracks me up."

by Light Joker May 4, 2005

crack snacker

Lesbian. A female who snacks on the crack of another female.

"Ellen and Anne are a couple of crack snackers."

by thedogsbollocks June 20, 2005

leftover crack

Leftover Crack (n.) 1: A non-existent thing.

2: An awesome punk/ska band originating from New York City. AKA Choking Victim.

I can't stop listening to Leftover Crack after that incredible show they played!

by Aaron July 5, 2003

Cracka

1.crispy treat that you spread butter or jelly over while having dinner 2. a white person

Ex. 1: Please pass the crackers.
Ex. 2: Yo what up craka ass bizzzitch

by ROCK' N' ROLL July 16, 2003

crack claw

A nail on the smallest finger which is significantly longer than the nails on the other fingers; so named for the practice of crackheads leaving this nail long so they can spoon up and snort coke from it.

Damn girl, Ryneesha need to file that pinky down! She look like she growin' out a crack claw or some shit!

by nacchi June 26, 2008

crack head prices

When something is sold at a price far below market value. It is as if the seller is so desperate for drug money that he/she is willing to sell the item at any price regardless of how rediculously low.

"I just got 50 inch plasma screen T.V. at that yard sale! It was like crack head prices over there."

by SOME____1 May 2, 2007