Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

accordance clothing

a clothing line created and owned by Cameron Michael Yager.Created in 2007.
find out more and order shirts at www.myspace.com/accordanceclothing1

accordance clothing is awesome.

by Accordance Clothing December 27, 2008

Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Catching the apple in mid-air

Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head

She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur

by stupidos June 12, 2011

cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

preeben! clothing

clothing company for people who don't want wear stuff that everyone else has

I bloody love preeben! clothing

by wjb. March 31, 2009

coothang

Slang terminology for the vagina.

Girl gimme some of that coothang; I'm going to get some coothang tonight.

by Jarvis Godley and Stephan Kennedy February 23, 2005