the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance
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to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed
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beyond time and space itself. he is the one true god, and he will decimate the lands with his arrival, for it has been foretold. he will one day become whole, and blessed shall be the day, when he begins deconstruction of life as we know it. never has being of such overflowing reach ever resided within existence. praise be! PRAISE BE!
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
"how long should i microwave this for cooper?"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
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