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Constantinople Cumshot

When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.
Ask your girlfriend what she does on the weekends. She will say "Constantinople Cumshot."
by Powdered Sugar May 30, 2011
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Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.
Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.
1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.
by ViatheV December 21, 2010
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constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting
Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.
by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014
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ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
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constantinople

The holy city that is thought by Greeks that it will be conquered by Russians and then given back to them back.How poor for them...
They only live with the dream of it and will go on. Which wise mentality can think that it would be theirs if this awesome city were in the hands of greedy Russians?hah..
Every people execpt for some dreamers call it this.It is ISTANBUL and belong to TURKS ;)
by blckshkttn February 21, 2009
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eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis
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