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Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009
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cream covered chocolate cherry

When one bangs his lover on her period. Before he climax's he pulls out and inserts in anal cavity for exploison. Once cream is detonated he pulls out and lover sucks the cream covered chocolate cherry off the penis.
She gave me a cream covered chocolate cherry for my birthday! or should you say i gave her a cream covered chocolate cherry.
by cash banks May 17, 2011
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Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel
by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.
by bolognaround January 22, 2015
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ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis
Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog
by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015
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