computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

computer stooge

the opposite of a computer geek.

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!

by rolisk August 4, 2007

computerplaegic

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek

Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.

by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008

Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.

My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009