Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

by jonjeff July 17, 2014

Computerly challenged

Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.

You have to unzip the file before you can open it! Oh my god mom, you're so computerly challenged.

by norwegianNerdfaces April 24, 2016

Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

Computerdora

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.

Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO

by holy shot November 30, 2018

Compulsive Meeting Disorder

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.

Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

by toejam16 June 24, 2019

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021