Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Colorado Mangina

The Colorado Mangina is a term for a male individual that is behaving in a matter that can lead others to believe that the individual is in possession of a vagina.

Ryan: "Hey did you see that Alan didn't want to play?" Barnoza: "Yeah, hes such a Colorado Mangina."

by weeweecolorado12 May 4, 2025

colorado safari

a really good weed high B)

Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.

by f*cktrump June 22, 2016

Colorado

Colorado SUCKS I hate hate colorado it is the WORST state in the U.S.A

Friend: Hey I’m moving to colorado

Me: WHAT NO UGH BAD GRR AG

by Fluvanna _crackhead May 29, 2022

Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.

He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog

by Phil McKracken again February 6, 2025

Colorado

Cold. Need I say more?

Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal

by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Colorado

The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.

Colorado is the absolute best.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows October 5, 2019