Cornell

The colors dude ever fucks all the bitches gets money smoke weed and beat niggas he gets so much pussy that when bitches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in Maryland where he be trappin in the cut

DudE I wish I was a cornell

Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell

Men my girl say she only like Cornell's

by Bbz August 9, 2012

Cornelius

The practice of sequentially inserting each digit of your hand into a man's anus and then licking them clean.

"Let me prove how much I love you and give you a Cornelius."

by Jobble October 10, 2011

colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...

he's being a colonel today.

by dont tell my secret August 22, 2008

Cornelius

Someone who thinks they're all that. Who enjoys peacocking through city streets showing off their great biceps and good looks that they're convinced they have.

Hey that guy is the most big headedest person I've ever seen!

You mean Cornelius?!

by Woodstock01 June 30, 2011

Colel

Eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. The objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.

Damon: Hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch The Young and the Restless.

Grandmother: You better not try to Colel me, mother fucker.

by Crinton February 28, 2013

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004