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Eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. The objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.
Damon: Hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch The Young and the Restless.

Grandmother: You better not try to Colel me, mother fucker.
Colel by Crinton February 28, 2013
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cole preston 

the most talented “indie” and cute drummer boy to ever exist. Cole Preston plays for the band Wallows alongside Braeden Lemasters, Dylan Minnette and two others. 10/10 would recommend stanning, will lead to clear skin.
hey have you heard Cole Preston sing in the new Wallows song? it’s about damn time! what can’t he do? 😌
cole preston by not a waller August 30, 2019

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.
Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY
Codel is a girl who fucking hates Miles and Allegra.
subscribe to cody ko and noel miller or i eat your ears clean off your head
- codel
Codel by yoobugi April 17, 2019

Cole Sprouse 

a daddy
wow look at that guy, he's a total cole sprouse!
Cole Sprouse by ColeSprouse August 9, 2017

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.
“cole allison is the best person ever”

“cole allison makes me laugh”
“cole allison is my favorite”
cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Cole sprouse 

COLE SPROUSE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE PLANET.
Cole sprouse by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 21, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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