cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid

hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker

by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016

Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

cockblocker

Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."

by Janet Reno March 26, 2003

Cockrocket

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.

Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.

by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008

cockpocket

a person with a huge adams apple used as a dick rest

wow that is a big cockpocket

by nick renzo June 30, 2008

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003