Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014

COBS

An amazing person

Wow you are so cobs

by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009

COB

Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.

"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."

by anonymous December 19, 2024

Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!

“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”

by ggricksmith January 17, 2021

Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.

"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"

by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott March 17, 2019