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Hillary Clinton 

A meglomaniac that cares nothing more than to stroke her own ego. Has demonstrated that she is willing to cry when she doesn't get her way (losing a state during the primary election process). Believes that just because her husband Bill Clinton served as president of the United States, that she has what it takes.

Hillary also prefers the old style of campaigning by slandering all her opponents that oppose a threat.
If Hillary Clinton was elected President you would see her face everywhere across the country, so that she could feel like a supreme dictator. Also just because you hate Hillary Clinton doesn't make you are a sexist, it just means you have common sense.
Hillary Clinton by uslawngnome October 16, 2008
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pull a clinton 

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.
1. Don't pull a Clinton.
pull a clinton by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Bill Clinton 

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.
Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.
Bill Clinton by Red January 29, 2005

Hilary Clinton 

The first woman ever to run for president. She has a decent chance of winning the Democratic primary, but in the national election she will have no chance -- and many Democrats will not vote for her for the primaries because of this reason.

Republicans for the most part hate her, and many moderates aren't too fond of her either which gives her a small voting base, therefore her chance of becoming president is very small.
"I'm not going to vote for Hilary Clinton as the Democratic candidate because even though I like her more than everyone else, I don't think she has a chance winning the election, and I want a Democratic as president."

bill clinton 

Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.
bill clinton by Partisan Milne April 18, 2006

Bill Clinton 

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!
Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!
Bill Clinton by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008

Bill Clinton 

the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows
If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?
Bill Clinton by Norm MacDonald January 14, 2005