The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
by Captain clap August 31, 2018
Get the Cleveland dildomug. The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
Get the Cleveland Literaturemug. A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.
Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.
by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019
Get the Cleveland Hammermug. Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.
by RNB03 January 17, 2018
Get the Cleveland Brownsmug. To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.
No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.
After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.
The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.
After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.
The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
Get the Cleveland Steamermug. 1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.
3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.
Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!
Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.
Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?
Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
Get the Cleveland Brownsmug. 1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.
2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"
Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."
Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."
Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
Get the Cleveland Brownsmug.