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Health Class

A period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.

On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
In Health Class you'll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. This is not health advise.
by Tokenizing Words January 8, 2008
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classjunky

People who takes classes for fun. Life long learners or learning enthusiasts.
Johnny is taking guitar lessons, cooking yoga, photo, scuba diving, screen play writing classes. He is a true classjunky.
by rell sunn October 7, 2011
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The Marlborough Classic

A sexual act of putting a standard £2.49 toothbrush into an involuntary 14 year old’s arsehole.
-“mate did you hear what happened yesterday?”
-“what happened?”
-“Harry got the Marlborough classic”
-“not again!”
by Harry Lack December 28, 2019
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Pet Class

1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.

2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."

"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."

2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."

"You can be be both - be a paladin."

"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."

"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
by Malazoth August 4, 2009
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Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.
Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"
by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006
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Classical Conditioning

AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".
Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...

Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!
by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010
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Online Classes

Online classes is literally your school turning your house into a prison
Mom: “You have to do online classes
by carguy772 September 29, 2020
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