Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)
A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
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