choke my fairy

To masturbate.

To express disbelief.

Used in relation to rp & mmo

Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.

Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.

After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.

by thornwood October 7, 2011

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Chokeneck

A woman who has smoked so much that her skin looks like burn leather.

Damn did you see Steves mom, she's been smoking for 20 years, she's a total chokeneck!

by Schick blitzen June 17, 2016

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 27, 2017

Choke

messing up after a promising buildup.

I studied all a night for that exam, but I choked.

by omgiamdumb March 3, 2017

choke fest

Where a woman tries to suck multiple dicks at once,

Jeff: what happened last night??
Chris: me, Brian and Lucas gave penny a choke fest!

by WELP May 5, 2018

chokeonda

Similar to ligma, chokeonda refers to 'choke on the', specifically 'choke on the dick'.

Guy 1: Bro, my dad died of chokeonda.
Guy 2: What's chokeonda?
Guy 1: Choke on da dick!
Guy 2: Hah! Gottem!

by toonsip July 18, 2018