Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

quichey chode

A word used to describe a fat person with a love for all things dairy, espically quiche.

OMG Carl look at that quichey chode

'Lets play spin the quiche', 'no f*** u, ur a quichy code'

by Yarl Cates Knowles June 21, 2010

chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

chode

Chode, also spelt choad, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word chode however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat chode.
2) Last night your mom tongued my chode.
3) Quit being such a chode.

by ducas June 28, 2007

Chode

a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode

by doober June 12, 2003

Chode Lord

A person that is being a jerk, or one who gives into relationship related peer pressure.

Dan is being a total Chode Lord tonight because he's staying in to hang out with Becky!!!

by Rockjedi1138 March 10, 2007