Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.

example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.

by justin timberfake February 5, 2015

Chocotastic

Something that is so indescribably awesome, it can actually relate to the awsomeness of chocolate.

whoa...that edible sweater is soooo chocotastic!!

by paradoxPenguin February 17, 2010

Choculacrum

1. A copy of something, only made of chocolate.

That picture of the pope and his choculacrum is pretty funny.

by nialbima February 6, 2014

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

chocolate dong eater

one who sucks black cocks

She's a chocolate dong eater

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011