Cheapskate

The act of ejaculating in a bitch while she is on the brink of orgasm, then walks out before she is done.

What a fucking cheapskate he was done but I wasn’t!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

Chisps

A thin slice of potato fried and salted sometimes with flavoring. Originating from canada sometime in the 2010s.

"Chisps please" "alright here are some chisps" "thank you!"

by birdperson18 March 4, 2022

Veggie Chips

All the worst vegetables you didn't want to eat as a child, and still dont want to eat, molded into one, hellish cracker.
Not man food in teh least.

You can taste the shit baked into every bite!!!
Veggie Chips-100% natural, 10000% disgust.

by rhymenocerous 500 February 26, 2009

Bare Chaps

Extremely or uncomfortably cold. (Used predominantly by South Londoners)

Person 1: "What's the temp like?"

Person 2: "It's Bare Chaps out there bruv!"

by yalooze November 11, 2009

Flat Chips

Potatoes that are cut flat and then fried. Not to be mistaken for fried potato.

Charlie: Hey Ramzy my mum just cooked me flat chips
Ramzy: Fried Potato?
Charlie: Nah bro GGNORE

by FlatChipMaster121 December 13, 2012

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".

"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"

by Jabbra December 14, 2012