Catch 22

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules

The following is a rather common Catch 22,

Conservatives usually claim one of two things about liberals:
1) They're so open-minded their brains have fallen out
2) They're close-minded hypocrites who are only tolerant of opinions they agree with.
Clearly, these two points of view cannot be reconciled. Therefore I've dubbed it the Anti-Liberal Catch-22.
I mean, which one is it then? Overly open minded idiots or closed-minded hypocrites?
Make up your minds, conservatives!

by Submitters of Words June 23, 2011

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008

Catch a Tory Lanez

To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.

yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez

by El Nacho March 19, 2020

catch no ball

To not understand an explanation given by somebody. Originates from the dialect of Hokkien, and commonly used in Malaysia and Singapore.

Catch no ball.

by rubberboots November 24, 2010

Catch a fade

About to catch these hands.

I’m going to catch a fade with Sheri, if she keeps it up

by Real Name 90 August 7, 2019

catch 2020

When something is three times as hard or takes three times as long as it should. A condition affecting all aspects of life since 11:59 PM, December 31, 2019.

I thought my battery died, but the jump wouldn't take. Had it towed, and turns out I need a new alternator. I can't afford that shit. I've been out of work for three months.
Catch 2020, man. Catch 2020.

by spider14 June 18, 2020

catch and release

The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.

Mary went to the mall to buy a new dress which she knew she would return. She practices the art of catch and release and thus can shop and save money.

by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006