Castelluccio

Castelluccio - Noun - Singular - Gnome of Italian descent. Mean and highly irritable. Often found residing in the garden, drop-kicking it's enemies.

Wow, look at that little monster! That must be a Castelluccio

by Castelluccio July 11, 2011

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

Bumping Castles

When two dudes bump there erect cocks into each other.

Hey Tommy later after we snort some crack. Do you want to try bumping castles? Yes Mark! But only if I can dock your hard cock! (see docking)

by Big Pantie Slayer August 6, 2012

IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.

How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.

by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

Urban Sand Castle

When a public toilet becomes clogged, but people continually defecate into it, overfilling it with feces until the fecal matter stands on it's own weight in the bowl and over the toilet itself, often resembling a sand castle.

Man, did you see that sweet urban sand castle in the KFC bathroom?! It's getting huge !

by Ballz Johnson September 7, 2016

super sneaky castro

When a man inserts a cigar into his woman's vagina and then smokes it blowing the smoke into her anus instead of vagina.

My girl gets so hot when I give her a super sneaky castro.

by Kittyteaser69 January 7, 2017