Some mexican who does nothing but fix shitty cars and smoke pot like an absolute degenerate. He wears a hat to hide his shit flakes and is a Native American descendent.
Friend 1 - did you see Carlos Bravo this weekend?
Friend 2 - no, he was fucking the exhaust pipe of his car.
Friend 2 - no, he was fucking the exhaust pipe of his car.
by Carlos suck December 21, 2019
Get the Carlos Bravomug. He is sweet , understanding, cute, and loving. He always supports you. He conforts you in the right way and never hurts you. He is always their for you. His eyes are the most prettiest thing ever. He has a smile that can brighten up your day. He is altogether perfect. If you were to have him as a boyfriend or friend you are lucky
by PCP mystery November 5, 2017
Get the Juan Carlosmug. A very inexpensive wine sold in three flavors in high quantities. Mostly sold around college campuses like Western Washington University and the University of Washington.
Gets ya drunk fast for cheap.
Gets ya drunk fast for cheap.
by Garrett the man April 30, 2012
Get the Carlo Rossimug. a complete waste of human life. he claims to be edgy and groundbreaking, and he reminds you this after almost every joke. The following is a typical Mencia joke.
"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."
Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.
he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.
And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."
Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.
he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.
And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"you see that joke carlos mencia did about the white people? I ROFLMAO'd!!!!!!
"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
by Kuntry Kat September 12, 2006
Get the carlos menciamug. 
When one shits in a woman’s mouth and proceeds to shove their dick down her throat to shove the shit farther back.
by Soggypenis October 11, 2022
Get the Becky Carlosmug. A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
Get the hot carlosmug.