(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021
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The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
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Get the Fat calvin mug.Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
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Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
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