Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022

calvin

small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot

mmmm yes calvins here

by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022