Callum

A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.

Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...

by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022

callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected

callum was rejected twice by faye

by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019

Callum

The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles

Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever

by Craigggggggggg November 8, 2018

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021

callum

red head drug dealers

you- "you got the stuff"
callum- " bro just take the crack you already paid me" :/

by levi midnights March 3, 2020

Callum

callums corner has diminished the reputation of this name by making that horrible song and any callum at some point in his life will say "hey is that my ORANGE jUIceE"

callum is a bit spesh

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 14, 2020