CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy

Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum

by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra

Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison

by Hello bish October 15, 2018

Callum and hollie

A great couple ‘collie’ will rise! Boi if u don’t ship it u live in a bin next to mc Donald’s

Do u know who collie is? I’f u don’t its Callum and hollie

by CollieNumberOneShipper October 27, 2018

Callum

The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles

Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever

by Craigggggggggg November 8, 2018

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017