calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

callocallay

what you yell out when being raped by a Sasquatch with a ukulele in the Bandersnatch

Hey, Sas'y, what that you got their

hay, HAY callocallay!!
my poor Bandersnatch

by The Shadowranter September 26, 2011

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015

Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

calloomband

An individual known as Callum and often known for having dads that are 55 when they are born and using words that haven't been used in the manner are using since 1997

Calloomband: hey my dad turns 70 today
Jordan: But aren't you only 15?
Calloomband: yeah I know, its sick mate

by Gaemzal March 27, 2017

Calton

A form of measurement used in pre-dynastic times. One Calton is equivalent to the Lady of House Caltons Homestead.

The house is the size of .75 Caltons

by Cjd12345 October 13, 2018