Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

cabbage sprinkle

Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Cabagina

This is what happens when a woman does not take care of her undercarriage and it smells faintly of cabbage. Sometimes roasted sometimes rotten, but always unpleasant. There are a number of underlining factors that can lead to this such as grooming and dieting. Also plain nastiness is sometimes the root cause.

Wow that girl I took home last night had a pretty severe case of <i>cabagina</i> to the point where I could not complete any physical intimacy.

by MajikMan7 October 30, 2014

Cabbage Fingers

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019

cabaffle

Another word for confused. But more of a fun way to say it so it’s not like ur saying it all boring it’s saying it more up beat and nice and happy :)

Rhiannon: I’m so cabaffled rn
Jim: yeah I’m pretty sure everyone is

by Dudee_eee October 31, 2019

Cabbage Walk

Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.

It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.

Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk

by PooPooPeePeeHead January 27, 2020

Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.

I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work

by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020