real cute

Its a sarcastic implication. Meaning something is ironically wrong.

"Hey did your hear the mayor got head from that a ugly hooker while his wife was in the hospital" Reply "Wow, real cute"

by WHYANYTHING September 15, 2013

cute crime

A crime that, when committed, is really cute, adorable but also illegal, typically seen anywhere from the fluffernutter kingdom to south central L.A. from where the penguin pequenos carjack to where baby chimps cut their dope

"I was buying some at my local convenience store when a bunch of care bears came up and held us at gun point, they shot Mr. Dokchow who owned the place, it was a cute crime, cutest i've ever seen, i wanted to videotape it for my daughter, she's a fan of the one that wiped the blood off the cash register, it was definitely in cold blood but it put the warm fuzzies in my heart"~Witness of cute crime

by Anjroo Tomiss January 13, 2009

cutegasm

In which one has the symptoms of an orgasm due to cuteness overload.

(Less messy)

Those Pikachus were so cute that I had a cutegasm.

by SailorPam September 25, 2009

Cute Break

To watch cat videos on CuteBreak.com, or any other website hosting videos of furry animals.

Mostly used as a break from mind-numbing work, taking a cute break often leads to hours of procrastination.

Tired of filling out TPS reports, Peter took a quick cute break to ease his Monday blues.

"Awwww, Look at Maru play in that box!"

by KHrippS January 4, 2010

Cuteiful

Cuteiful (cute-i-full) means that you're beautiful and cute at the same time. It can describe your crush, gf/bf or anyone that you think is truly cuteiful!

I am cuteiful

You are cuteiful

We are cuteiful!

by iluffhellokitty April 27, 2011

Cute Explosion

The act of making a REALLY cute face, usually for pictures but they can be done in random everyday moments Koreans are known to do this, and usually hold up a peace sign and squint their eyes all cutely or either really wide with a totally cheesy smile. One must practice their cute explosion in the mirror.

Everybody gather round, let's take a Korean group pic.

One

Two

Three

^_^ =Cute Explosion

by CutesterCutester October 27, 2011

cutebombing

The act of throwing cute objects, often children toys or plushies, at other people as projectiles. Most often practiced by people too ashamed of owning cute objects to merely display them unironically.

Kim, ever the eccentric, was more prone to cutebombing people with her collection of vintage Care Bears than protecting them for future sale on eBay.

by Sweep Sweeperson July 9, 2011