Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 4, 2019

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

chaff

bunk shwag.

low grade quality marijuana.

That bag you bought the other day was chaff.

by Nessa December 31, 2003

chaff

Derivative of a chav. However, this is a differnet species from that of Charford, Bromsrove, UK. Hence, chaff from Charford. Like a chav but carries hand to hand weaponary such as knives and ball bearing guns. Language includes:
Taxed - means to steal
Safe - 'Sound'

I ent no fukin chaff. Shat it or ill knive you one

by T.T October 21, 2004

Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"

by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015

Chaff

To take a toke on a fat j

"oi let me have a chaff on that j u scabby tosser"

by StonedOne September 20, 2003

craffic

Noun -- The foot-traffic created by the erratic, unpredictable behavior of crackheads on a sidewalk, whether they're standing still or moving.

The craffic is thick here. I just barely dodged that crackhead as the next one switched left suddenly and bumped into me.

by SammyJenkis September 8, 2010