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I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn
by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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Mmm... I could...

Some guy "Mmm... I could..."

Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2022
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could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"
Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.
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If i could fly

Sad song whose performers are Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Liam Payne. Album: Made in the A.M
X: whats your favorite song?
Me: if i could fly by 1d
by Gala Horan May 31, 2021
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The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet
Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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