jumping the couch

to go totally mental
;to pull a Tom

"Now now settle down, don't go " jumping the couch.."

by LINDAR May 27, 2006

Couche Tard

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.

Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.

by Matthewtropolis October 20, 2003

Evil Couch

a lunatic and an excellent video game music video producer

Have you seen the new Evil Couch vid?

by Trunkillah June 16, 2004

jumping on couches

To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.

Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.

by Tricia July 05, 2005

tiger couch

A sexual position that has the male entering the female from behind (aka tiger style) while both lay on the couch. The male may gnaw enticingly at the female's neck, much like a bengal tiger in the African jungle.

Amanda became Bobby's next assailant of the tiger couch a few days ago.

by Juanito Permiscuous June 10, 2007

couch potatriot

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.

"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"

by Freybjorg May 03, 2020

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 02, 2005