Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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pelvically confused

"the 8th grade girlfriend who was pelvically confused"
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Not to be confused with

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about
Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it
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DNA Confusion

They confusion one gets when trying to use two colors to label the Chromosomes on a paper, but when they look at the example in the book they use 15 different colors.
My tablemates Have DNA Confusion while trying to finish the worksheet.
by BioPhrases November 13, 2018
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sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.
Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!
by hot tiffa May 11, 2024
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confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time
Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk
by Toritheforehead February 14, 2021
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