clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

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saggy clit

When women get old and suffer the agony of a saggy clitoris.

Oh my god Katie! You have a massively saggy clit!

by Darkstryder January 12, 2008

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clit eater

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

by Nick D May 1, 2003

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clit licker

a guy or girl who is a suck up to a girl

"Matt and Cheyne are such clit lickers, they do whatever Chloe tells them to."

by poopymcdoopy April 18, 2008

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Clit Chisel

1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.

2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.

When Mary inquired about the dents in the mattress, John replied "Those are from my clit chisel."

by Creeping Gibs December 9, 2009

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