Finger Claw

Hinged metal contraption resembling an animal claw (usually dragon) worn on only one finger at a time. Favoured by the dregs of society, mainly fat goth girls and weedy metal boys. Usually accompanied by a Megadeath or Iron Madien t-shirt. Sister to the nail protector.

Lynsday: "Have you seen my awesome new finger claw?!"
Emma: "Wow that's so cool, it's like you're actually part dragon, like from Lord of the Rings or something, but only on one finger"

by Siblysluts October 6, 2008

Antarctic Bear Claw

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.

by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009

Bear Claw

When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..

I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..

by Unkel Kennie May 13, 2014

Bear Claw

The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.

yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.

by Bobbie Dooley June 23, 2008

bear claw

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

by Tyler April 4, 2005

Monkey Claw

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007

Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.

Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.

by lvdman December 18, 2012