clam clap

When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.

I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!

by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009

Flag

Get the clam clap mug.

Bro Clap

an epic exchange of palm to palm camaraderie. glorified high five.

Bob and Jim did the sweetest sounding bro clap i have ever heard last night.

by Joshua Allynn May 6, 2010

Flag

Get the Bro Clap mug.

Related Words

clapped • clap • clapper • clapping • clap back • clap trap • Clapping cheeks • clapter • Clappage • Clapped out

A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".

Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."

Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"

by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012

Flag

Get the Tard Clap mug.

Hetero clap

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'

Brody hetero clapped Doug on the back after hugging him.

by Squid4pres February 5, 2017

Flag

Get the Hetero clap mug.

chair clap

A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.

JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*

by NicoWeeko March 6, 2018

Flag