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Burger King Foot Lettuce 

Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."

Burger King 

also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.
guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.
Burger King by WakMan January 20, 2009

Burger Pussy 

Also a term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Same concept of combining vagina and a food product, such as Twat Waffle. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Don't be such a Burger Pussy and shut up!"
Burger Pussy by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

burger dirt 

Slang for feces. Often used to describe the shit left on a mans penis after anal sex with a dirty woman.
You dirty bitch,I told you to have a crap before i gave you one up the dirtbox. Now I've got burger dirt all over my dick.
burger dirt by Iron fist August 14, 2006

burger babe 

type of girl -overweight, usually pushing a pram whilst smoking and eating a mcdonalds and coke
God, look how fat she is, a real burger babe
burger babe by ian the jack May 4, 2005

burger king 

I got food poisoning from eating their food.
Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.
burger king by kid July 22, 2003